I Have A New Crush

It happened.  I'm in love with a new power couple. I’ve always been a fan of Ice-T and when I heard his wife Coco was getting some air time I was beyond ecstatic.  I haven’t been this big of a fan of a couple since Nick and Jessica.  In fact, I might finally be over their break up.  This might be the first year I don't have Newlyweds delivered by Netflix and watch hours of Jessica struggling to balance getting her nails done and making Nick dinner.  This is a lie.  I own Newlyweds. 

  

Back to Ice and Coco.  Here’s where I fell in love:

They share the same cell phone.  No Weinergate incidents on the horizon here.

The dog – Spartacus.  Completely untrained and yet looking to get him into an acting career.  FAIL.

Practical workout gear: clear stripper stilletto heels.

In the first scene, Ice spills on his shirt and goes on a rant about how he can’t be seen in a greasy pimp shirt.  Good to know the pimp shirt etiquette and I’m confident there will be more fashion advice this season.

Her “team” of 2 people to manage her D- List catalog model career.  The run through of possible facial expressions for her wedding couture shoot was amazing.  Sidenote: I WILL be wearing hot pink limp plumper on my wedding day.

How they met:  she told him she wanted a nice guy.   That was the cue for the line: 'If you take the 'n' away from nice you get 'ice' baby.'

He had me at hello.