Top Reality Show Supporting Roles Of 2011

Ridiculous – Phaedra’s birthday surprise for Kandi.  He jumped out of a giant box and horrified the guests: 

 

Even ex-stripper Nene Leaks was horrified.  Best quote from Phaedra: “That Ridiculous.  He is just so talented.” (2012 NY Resolution #908:  Perfect Phaedra Parks sound bites)

Pinot Grigio – Beverage of choice for Real Housewives of NYC cast member, Ramona Singer.  As soon as that first glass is poured, the crazy is guaranteed to be unleashed.  

Warning: excessive drinking of pinot can cause one to stop blinking and act batshit crazy.

Glitter mini ponies – Best engagement gift from The Kris Jenner.  I’d also like to give a shout out to her bow ties.  I don’t think it’s catching on but luckily her Dance Mom attitude will keep her kids working well into their 80s.  10% baby. 

Ames’ wooden teeth - He romantically chased after Jackie’s limo after she was booted off The Bachelor Pad, taking himself out of the competition, to win $250 G’s.  Wonder if it seems worth it now.  

I’m convinced this dude’s a robot and I have no doubt in my mind his teeth are made of wood.   

Botox - Kim Richards’ cocktail of medications revealed on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  When plastic surgeon, Paul,  goes to inject her face, he asks her what she’s on.  I’m thinking she left a few things off the list.  Wink, Wink.

I just found this old video of her on the red carpet.  Hammered.

Auto-tune - Real Housewives' Hits like "On Display", "Money Can't Buy You Class", and "The Ring Didn't Mean A Thing" all made possible with Auto-tune.  Turns out these ladies aren't the best singers but A for Effort and kudos to the recording studios for making it work.  Elegance is learned.  Singing is not.

 Personal favorite: Melissa Gorga.  She lives in my iTunes library.

Cheers to 2012.  The new season of The Bachelor starts tonight with winemaker Ben Flajnik.  He lost me with that last name but I could sign up for living on a wine vineyard.  

Looking forward to the house of crazies going after him.  Luckily, he's already dipped his toe into the crazy water with Love Hewitt...