Always wait at least 72 days to give the wedding gift. (Especially when they register for bedazzled napkin rings).
Friday, November 4, 2011
Life Lessons From Kim Kardashian
I've been really wrestling with whether or not I wanted to blog about Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' split. After much consideration, I just have one comment/life lession to share:
Always wait at least 72 days to give the wedding gift. (Especially when they register for bedazzled napkin rings).
Always wait at least 72 days to give the wedding gift. (Especially when they register for bedazzled napkin rings).
Kim, I'm Worried About You
Poor, poor Kim Richards.
I thought Whitney and Bobby were the ultimate reality show train wrecks but Kim Richards is slowly taking the cake...Major damage control needs to be done with this reality show star and former child actor. If you saw Monday's episode, she unveiled her new boyfriend. She met him in her neighborhood when she went out to get the mail. One more reason to switch to paperless billing...What a looker...
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I'm almost positive I've seen him on To Catch a Predator toting a grocery bag full of Mike's Hard Lemonades and condoms. Have a seat...
I'm also going to go out on a limb here and say he's her crystal meth dealer. Just sayin.
I was a fan of Kim long before her Real Housewives debut when she played the naive Cheryl in Meatballs II. Life lesson learned from Kim in that movie - Never, ever trust a guy named Flash.
Her incessant rambling and outbursts are beyond entertaining. I'm a little confused as to why she signed up for a 2nd season of Real Housewives, but when you're drinking a tall glass of crazy the decision making skills can really take a nose dive. Her craziness is almost fascinating to me. Sometimes I think she's drunk. Sometimes I think she's high but there's never any evidence that this is the root of the problem. I'm looking forward to seeing how the reveal of her new relationship unfolds. I'm sure Kyle and Kath Hilton are freaking out...time to pull the cameras girls.
If anyone has insight into what is causing her crazy behavior, I would love to hear it. I won't be having what Kim Richards is having.
Sidenote: If any one's looking for me this weekend, I'll be hanging out by my mailbox....
I thought Whitney and Bobby were the ultimate reality show train wrecks but Kim Richards is slowly taking the cake...Major damage control needs to be done with this reality show star and former child actor. If you saw Monday's episode, she unveiled her new boyfriend. She met him in her neighborhood when she went out to get the mail. One more reason to switch to paperless billing...What a looker...
I was a fan of Kim long before her Real Housewives debut when she played the naive Cheryl in Meatballs II. Life lesson learned from Kim in that movie - Never, ever trust a guy named Flash.
Her incessant rambling and outbursts are beyond entertaining. I'm a little confused as to why she signed up for a 2nd season of Real Housewives, but when you're drinking a tall glass of crazy the decision making skills can really take a nose dive. Her craziness is almost fascinating to me. Sometimes I think she's drunk. Sometimes I think she's high but there's never any evidence that this is the root of the problem. I'm looking forward to seeing how the reveal of her new relationship unfolds. I'm sure Kyle and Kath Hilton are freaking out...time to pull the cameras girls.
If anyone has insight into what is causing her crazy behavior, I would love to hear it. I won't be having what Kim Richards is having.
Sidenote: If any one's looking for me this weekend, I'll be hanging out by my mailbox....
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